Cyrus is one of the main reviewers on He's probably the most nerdy and cynical of the group concerning topics about women, religion, and Michael Bay. He is also the most comic book-loving of the group. He is an opinionated critic, known to drink to excess and parodies a stereotypical over-the-top atheist critical of organized religion. He has given the most "Fuck You!" ratings of any Spill crew member. He hosts/co-hosts the podcast The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen.


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